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Plegs: A memory


This is from WAY back, when KLH was maybe six...? can't remember. It was good, though.

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I inadvertently "insulted" my child tonite, and she sat down and composed a
series of "plegs" she is going to release upon me depending on how many times
I "insult" her. I thought I would share the baneful curses with you.
( Incidentally, the INSULT came about as we negotiated over a worn out
plastic pail she insisted she had to have, and mommy made the teasing
comment: " You are pathetic".....which brings us to the first in the series
of "plegs" :

1) Pleg O' Toys.

However, she skipped that one and went straight to number two as my
punishment,

2) Pleg O' Leaves ( stripped from the Honysuckems bush and strewn over my
car )

The others are as follows:

3) Pleg O' noise

4) Pleg O' Dirt

5) Pleg O' Heat

6) Pleg O' Darkness

7) Pleg O' No Kisses

And the last and most Baneful of all....

8) Pleg O' No Love.

: ) : ) ;0

My child, my child.
SJ
 

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azul_ros
Aug. 23rd, 2009 11:07 pm (UTC)
I used to get angry at my mom & because I couldn't spell correctly, I wrote her a note that said I "heated" her. She saved it & when I go through that manilla file folder & see it I always laugh. She laughed when I first gave it to her, which of course, only added to my anger & frustration! heh
selenajade
Aug. 24th, 2009 07:01 pm (UTC)
i wish so much that I still had the original note that she wrote. I have no idea where it is now. :(
selenajade
Aug. 24th, 2009 07:02 pm (UTC)
Also, she made sure to list the stuff she KNEW I didnt like, LOL....
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